Mas de acordo com Hannah Montanah, ninguém é perfeito.
Mas de acordo com Selena Gomez, eu sou perfeito.
Mas de acordo com Katy Perry, eu sou um fogo-de-artifício.
Mas, de acordo com Bruno Mars, eu sou incrível do jeito que sou.
De acordo com Rebecca Black, é sexta-feira.
De acordo com meu calendário, é domingo.
Na verdade hoje é terça.
Mentira que é quinta.
Na verdade hoje é sexta mesmo:
Mas que se dane tô de férias:
- Avatar Fan: It's 2012! Yay! Korra is coming out!
- Apocalypse: ALRIGHT. Time to die world! *explodes and earthquakes and tsunami's*
- Avatar Fan: EXCUSE ME WORLD. You need to FUCKING WAIT. I HAVE NOT FINISHED SEASON TWO OF LEGEND OF KORRA.
- Apocalypse: ;_____; sorry.
- Ezio: [sees Altair’s apple] Another artifact? No, you will stay here. I have seen enough for one life. Desmond?
- Desmond: He’s talking to me?
- Ezio: I heard your name once before, Desmond a long time ago, and now it lingers in my mind like an image from an old dream. I do not know where you are or by what means you can hear me. But I know you are listening. I have lived my life as best I could not knowing its purpose, but drawn forward like a moth to a distant moon. And here at last I discover a strange truth. That I am a conduit for a message that eludes my understanding. Who are we who have been so blessed to share our stories like this? To speak across centuries. Maybe you will answer the questions I have asked. Maybe you will be the one to make all this suffering worth something in the end. Now…listen.
- me: *walks out of room*
- parents: OMG SHE'S OUT OF HER CAVE HELLO WELCOME COME COME SOCIALIZE YOU NEVER SOCIALIZE DON'T GO LOCK YOURSELF BACK IN YOUR ROOM STAY OUT OF THAT CAVE SPENDING THAT MUCH TIME ON YOUR COMPUTER ISN'T HEALTHY!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!
- me: *gets food. goes back in room*
I WANT THIS BECAUSE OF REASONS